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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Miley Cyrus

So Miley Cyrus is engaged to her boyfriend.  

People are asking if she's too young to get married, what example will this send, etc.  Seriously?  Is this really any different than Britney Spears getting married at 18?  

People are mortified.

I'm ecstatic!

Oh, remember the fun of Britney's wedding?  The matching sweatsuits for the family?  The groomsmen wearing tracksuits that said "Pimps."  Dying her hair from Blonde to Brunette because there are "too many blondes."  

Now we get to Miley.  She's total Britney nutso BEFORE getting married.  She's a druggie, she runs around without a bra on, she can't form a coherent sentence.

Can you just imagine Miley's wedding?  

A redneck wedding in the backwoods of Tennessee.  Probably Kegs in the woods, streamers in the trees, the bride wearing a tank top and skirt, boobs hanging out, Y'all and all.

I can't wait to see the mess this girl is going to make of this wedding.

Bring it on!!

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